beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

disarms:

homonecksual:

cabbij:

would reblog your selfie, but I don’t wanna make my blog less attractive

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then you should probably stop adding to your /tagged/me

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coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

oknope:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

buildabitchworkshop:

She keeps me warm